When I'm sick, I'm an ass.
Don't ask me to laugh on your joke because I don't even want to smile.
Don't ask me to send an email because I don't even want to look at the computer.
Don't ask me to write because I don't even want to hold a pen.
Don't ask me to text because I don't even want to touch my cellphone.
Don't ask me to drive because I don't even want to sit.
I'm not asking for anything.
Just let me be sick and be an ass.
Because that's me when I'm sick.