Reasons Why Women Hard to Find the Man of Their Dreams:
1. The nice men are ugly
2. The handsome men are not nice
3. The handsome and nice men are gay
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money
7. The handsome men without money are after our money
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??
"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
Hahahahaha... =))
Okay, I'm not smart enough to write those things.. I just couldn't stop laughing when reading it. Most of those points maybe just some jokes, very funny, but somewhat correct huh?
However.. I do stil believe that there's a man for every woman.. vice versa.
6 comments:
kebalik kali.. :p
men r easy 2understand.. 2satisfy men, just focus from the stomach down.. :D while women's needs are from head to toe huehehe..
hahahaha... keren tuh commentnya! hmm.. jadi gitu ya caranya.. sip dah! saya akan berusaha :p
bener tuh pak..kyknya emang bener...sekali lg emang bener...salam dr palembang...
klo kata pa ustad blg siy..rejeki..jodoh..n apalagi yak 4JJI sudah mengatur...pernah nonton serendipity...klo ada bener2 yg kaya gitu..wah..bener2 takdir yg hebat euy...hihihi...
Nih .. the reason nya :p
"The Reason" - Hoobastank
I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why i need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You [x4]
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
kemplud...kayanya siy ga perlu alasan untuk saling memahami dan menyayangi...ceileh gaya bener dah ah bahasanya..hihihihi
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