Thursday, January 03, 2008

2008 Resolution

My resolution was: stop making resolution on new years.

But then on my daily browsing, I found something better. So ladies and gentlemen, please check my new 2008 resolution:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes me think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
and the best part is:
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

You know since I've always failed in my previous new years' resolutions, I think it's time to start making negative resolutions in order to achieve positive results. Contra resolution I may say.

Okay I really should stop making resolution. It got me nowhere anyway.